If you feel isolated by Tumblr’s America-centric take on social justice clap your hands
I feel isolated by the mere fact that everyone around the world says “America” only to refer to the US.
Long ago, the high summoners fought Sin here. The road ends here. Beyond, there’re no towns, no villages. Only endless plains.
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN
what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
what the fucking hell is wrong with you
I was about to call you out on saying that a human’s body temperature is 98 when I suddenly rememebered Fahrenheit is a thing
Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the world?
the world wars were white
remember the white countries japan, china, egypt, libya, morocco, iraq, brazil, the phillipines, thailand, vietnam, burma and ethiopia in the world wars
study study study
"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””
i can’t stop laughing at a modern day BR AU
"Hanging out in the lighthouse with my BFFs! #Selfie #FightToTheDeath #StillMyGirlsTho"
"WHAT THE FUCK SATOMI #SmartGirlLostHerShit #AllMyFriendsAreDead #9StudentsRemaining"
velvetmarionette replied to your post “reason no. 6754 i would not want BR to become popular: posts like…”I’m not really into joining/participating in fandoms so idk what’s happening in the br one, but since Toshinori appeared and until he died in the book I always thought he was literal garbage hhhh. What is it that makes him adorable??
Well, at first I was a bit like “ugh what a piece of shit” but to be honest, BR is a very very dark book, with literally no humour in it at all??? (Unless you count the little cracks here and there from Shogo or Yutaka) But then Toshinori comes along and everything that comes out of his mouth is pretty much hilarious if you don’t look at him with such a deadly serious perspective! (It’s tough, but once you do, it’s easy to see why he’s a great source of comic relief!)
Also, it’s a very nice change for a minor character to actually play the game, considering nearly all of them were like “oh nooo its the program im so scared i’ll never play!!!” and then toshinori’s just like “ok this is one minor setback but im gonna kill everyone and become a violinist hell yeah”
So I do understand why people would dislike him, but tbh he’s just an all-round hilarious character!
Well, the comic relief perspective is an interesting way of seeing things! I can recall him complaining about literally everything around him and hating everything, which made him kind of pitiable.
Still, my feelings of “hhhh fuck off” are the strongest ones when remembering him. And the fact that he killed Hirono doesn’t help at all because I liked her a lot and hadsfsdfhj1!!!11, I was hoping she would die in a better way than that…